More Classic explanation of great words
What is a Conference Room?
Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.
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What is an Ecstasy?
Ecstasy: A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.
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What is a Classic?
Classic: A book which people praise, but do not read.
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What is a Smile?
Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
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What is an Office?
Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
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What is a Yawn?
Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
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What is an Etc?
Etc: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
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What is a Committee?
Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
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What is an Experience?
Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.
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What is an Atom Bomb?
Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.
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What is a Philosopher?
Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
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What is a Diplomat?
Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
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What is an Opportunist?
Opportunist: A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
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What is an Optimist?
Optimist: A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway See I am not injured yet.
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What is a Pessimist?
Pessimist: A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY
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What is a Miser?
Miser: A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
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What is a Father?
Father: A banker provided by nature.
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What is a Criminal?
Criminal: A guy no different from the rest… except that he got caught.
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What is a Boss?
Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
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What is a Politician?
Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.
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What is a Doctor?
Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.
