Great explanation of some great words
What is Cigarette ?
Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.
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What is Love Affairs?
Love affairs: Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five-day test.
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What is Marriage?
Marriage: It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
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What is Divorce?
Divorce: Future tense of marriage
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What is Lecture?
Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through the minds of either.
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What is Conference?
Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
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What is Compromise?
Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
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What is Tears?
Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine waterpower.. .
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What is Dictionary?
Dictionary: A place where divorce comes before marriage.
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